Wind Up The Wulitzer

You're going to hear a whole bunch of pearl clutching-headline screaming crapola tonight on the teevee about terrorist being caught in an attempt to attack Fort Dix. Like all such stories of late, it's the gang that couldn't shoot straight:

Let me get this striaght: these guys dropped off jihadi videos at a local store, talked to Philly cops about getting a map of Ft. Dix, were still trying to procure weapons after 17 months of planning, and practiced for the attack by playing paintball.

I agree with Kevin. These guys must be a bunch of Jon Stewart plants so he can liven up his show. However, it is awfully reassuring to know that our crack law enforcement officials were able to penetrate this cell and catch these bad guys!!!