It Hurts!

Read it and weep:

Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited [Paris] Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We're told after Sophy's visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton's mental state was fragile and she was at risk. The reason for releasing her had nothing to do with a rash or other physical issues. It was purely in her head.

You've. Got. To. Be. Kidding.

I really really hope there is more to the story and that the media is just wanking. I fear not.