Busted

KEY AL QAEDA LEADER KILLED!!!!!!

Except he wasn't .... or he's a man of extraordinary abilities:

“The U.S. command in Baghdad this week ballyhooed the killing of a key al Qaeda leader but later admitted that the military had declared him dead a year ago. A military spokesman acknowledged the mistake after it was called to his attention by The Examiner. He said public affairs officers will be more careful in announcing significant kills.”

You betcha they'll be more careful.

When you lie, it's important to remember your previous lies so that you don't contradict yourself. This is PR 101. But it looks like the Pentagon went to the "Vietnam School of PR Protocol" training.