Monday, July 30, 2007

Command. Control

Swopa has the explanation for all of us about Supreme John Roberts and his seizure. Makes perfect sense to me:

Needlenose's highly unreliable off-the-record sources report that the cause was an inadvertent power surge in Edwards' bionic command-and-control system, following the implantation of a new battery in Dick Cheney's pacemaker over the weekend.

1 comment:

Lynne said...

My first thought was to wonder if he has some kind of drug problem, especially after hearing about how impaired Renquist was for so long.