Marry Our Daughter ... Please

You've got to check this out. Be sure to click the "About Us" link.

And no, this is not a joke.

I like this one in particular, 16 year old Cheyenne:

We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life.

Damned Cheyene. How dare she have "unchristian desires" and be so troublesome such that she's only going for a measly $6000 compared to 16 year old Marissa:

Marissa likes to put on airs and thinks she’s better than all of us here and who knows maybe she’s right. She’s looking for a smart, sophisticated man who knows “art” and “culture” and “style” and who can understand her better than we can.

She's going for $80,0000.

Or you can shoot down the middle for 14 year old Katelyn:

Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet! She got her SCUBA ticket at 12 and she can pull more than her weight as crew on any kind of boat or ship. She tells us she’s tired of dry land and that’s she’s looking for a husband who works on, by or in the water.

Likes to get all wet eh? How would they know. Well, I guess this beats raiding a dockside bar, knocking out some gal and dragging her by the hair to the boat.

Just to note, these must be fire sale prices because one was listed as "engaged" during the time I wrote this post.

OH. And don't forget to begin filling your quiver! (This is NOT a joke)