The Rumor Mill

Gonzales out, Chertoff in?

Hmmm .....

This could only be true after Bush were to have a blood sharing ritual, Chertoff take the Bush family oath, and Bush to kiss Chertoff on both cheeks (and don't forget the canoli):

The buzz among top Bushies is that beleaguered Attorney General Alberto Gonzales finally plans to depart and will be replaced by Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff. Why Chertoff? Officials say he's got fans on Capitol Hill, is untouched by the Justice prosecutor scandal, and has more experience than Gonzales did, having served as a federal judge and assistant attorney general.