Gonzo, My Pet Rock

Sure sounds like that his role in the administration.

Robert Novak: “While the current cliché is that Bush never should have named Gonzales as attorney general in the first place, the consensus in the administration was that he was already at sea in his first post as White House counsel. Colin Powell, Bush’s first-term secretary of State, was so appalled by Gonzales that he would shunt him off to Deputy Secretary Richard Armitage, who in turn handed him down to lower levels along the State Department chain of command.”

If Novakula says that, you know Gonzo must be even worse. I guess someone's gotta make the boss look good.